There's a crisis at hand that could be the downfall of our nation! The Blob, Fat-Man, and Mr. Mayonnaise have secretly been assembling a team of super villains to take down America. And they're hitting us where it hurts: our health. They've put soda machines in every restaurant, added trans-fats to our snacks, and fried everything from catfish to oreos. Their diabolical plan is spreading fast! Over 78 million Americans have become obese (over 30%) and something needs to be